Best foolish woman quotes & sayings

She gambled her heart in a poker game of emotions, bluffing against reality. Now, all she holds are empty cards, and the casino of love has closed its doors.

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She believes the oven timer is a magical force field that prevents burnt cookies. Our smoke detector disagrees. Ah, the power of wishful thinking in the kitchen.

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She juggled fire and called it warmth, a foolish woman enamored by the illusion of passion, oblivious to the burns that would scar her heart in the aftermath.

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Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.

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They say laughter is the best calorie burner. If that's true, your foolishness is my new favorite workout. I've never been in better shape!

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